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"boyfriend. not mom." and wash just keeps making dying noises and like "but you got milk for the cat why can’t you get coffee for me" and wash those are two different things

"boyfriend. not mom." and wash just keeps making dying noises and like "but you got milk for the cat why can’t you get coffee for me" and wash those are two different things

anD MAINE GRUNTS SOMETHING THAT WASH TRANSLATES AS ‘GLARING AT THE THING WON’T MAKE THE COFFEE BE DONE FASTER’ and wash decides then to glare at the back of Maine’s head and grumble rude things about stupid coffee and stupid giant morning boyfriend why

anD MAINE GRUNTS SOMETHING THAT WASH TRANSLATES AS ‘GLARING AT THE THING WON’T MAKE THE COFFEE BE DONE FASTER’ and wash decides then to glare at the back of Maine’s head and grumble rude things about stupid coffee and stupid giant morning boyfriend why

ok but what if Maine is a morning person?? and wash isn’t. and then in the morning Maine will like pet wash’s head and smile and wash’ll glare at him and be like “take your hands off me or i’ll shove them up yours”

bitters’ first name is very similar to my dad’s while he’s antoine, my dad is antonio

#not rt #diary txt #idk

hello do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior antoine bitters 

while in PFL, wash spends 100 bucks to have a hat shipped over their ship. it’s a very tiny white and red cute hat. no one knows about it’s existence until next day’s breakfast, where he sneaks behind Maine while he’s eating, and places the hat on his head so carefully that Maine’s half asleep mind doesn’t even notice

and everyone is staring. Maine only glares back at them. then everyone can’t stop laughing and Maine is hella confused and angry now

then the hat falls from his head, and wash is besides him almost crying from laughter and then everything finally makes sense

and wash almost thinks of running for his life, but then Maine picks up the hat and puts it on his head again and smirks at wash and he’s definitely crying from laughing so much now

and then the director walks on them to see what was all the ruckus about and Maine is serious and rigid again like he’s expecting an order but he forgot the hat on his head

even South can’t stop the snort now and the director only turns his back and walks away without saying a word but what no one knows is that when he gets on the hallway he’s laughing as well

Maine keeps the hat because it /is/a very cute hat

and wash decides it was the best 100 dollars he ever spent on his life

for the first time I wanna be anywhere but home bc my parents will want to talk about what happened yesterday and I don’t want to

i’d gladly run over those assholes with a mower

no

haha lmao fun game thanks everyone but we’ve been playing this for the last 4 years so you can stop ignoring me now