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my eye is still extremely bad bUT DO I CARE?? ye but not enough 

i saw someone talking about photographer!au with mainewash (can’t remember who gomen) and i’ve had this in my mind since then

Maine liked a lot of things. Silence. The sky at night. Space. Stars. Also, parks. In the early mornings, when the sun is barely there, almost no one else around, and he’s coming back from his morning jogs, sitting down in the grass to catch his breath.

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gOMEN i haven’t been on and stuff i’m on a very important mission of being the pokemon master

??? in my old school there was this girl i used to talk to and like a week before changing schools i found out that she used to talk behind my back all the time and now she’s adding me on facebook and i’m??

how bad and trash am i for shipping north and south

WOOHOO

so i kinda have to choose what i want to do for college but i ??? have no idea?? sighs…… and they keep giving me suggestions of things they wanted to do and it just doesn’t interest me

and then apparently everything i choose is shit and i’ll fail and stuff

and my brother just says if i’m not doing exactly what he’s doing i’m getting nowhere in life i’m getting no money and shit

and i just

can we focus

it’s about i wanna do not what you think it’s right for me to do nor about what i should be doing that is what you wanna be doing

shut the fuck up for a second were talking about ME stop trying to push things into me and finding stuff wrong with what i want nothign’s fucking perfect

i love how certain u are that wash would call maine egghead all the time thats perfect tbh

"bc it’s tRUE"

"[ANNOYED GROWLS]"

"WELL IF YOU WANT ME TO STOP SO MUCH WHY DON’T YOU GROW SOME HAIR"

agenthotdad:

ok I’m just woke up and i had a dream where the first time.wash meets Maine the first thing he says like Maine wasn’t wearing his helmet and wash goes “youR HEAD IS LIKE AN EGG

i don’t remember this

ok I’m just woke up and i had a dream where the first time.wash meets Maine the first thing he says like Maine wasn’t wearing his helmet and wash goes “youR HEAD IS LIKE AN EGG

ok but like imagine maine having a huge crush on wash but wash not catching on to the point where they literally sleep in the same bed and like make out sometimes and york is like "you guys are SO GAY" and wash is just like "ITS PLATONIC! !!!!" (its not plationic) and i swear w/o freelancer intervention wash wouldnt catch on for like 100 years. also maine getting frustrated by his obvious clues and wash freaking out that maine is mad at him but he doesn't tell anybody else and he just kinda [1]

stays out of maine’s way and tries not to annoy him which is the OPPOSITE OF WHAT MAINE WANTED JFC WASH.

IT’LL COME TO A POINT WHERE MAINE WILL JUST HAVE TO WRITE A LETTER TO HIM AND IT’S WRITTEN I FUCKING LIKE YOU YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT ASSHOLE STOP BE ING A WET LAMP AND NOTICE IT ALREADY

and i can imagine wash bein G LIKE OH GOS H HE LKKES ME??? oh man it’s totally platonic dang it gosh….aND BE KLIKE “I LIKE U TOO DON”T WORRY BUDDY” AND MAINE JUST.HARD STARES. THROWS HAND ON THE AIR. ANGRY LOUD GROWLING. WHY

also wash being a huge baby about pda around hte other freelancers and maine is just like “lol who care” so he’ll like kiss wash and public and wash turns like red and is like aAAAAAAAAAaaaaa and all the other freelancers totally “ship” them so they all laugh and are like ‘wow u guys are so cute’ and wash is just like NOOOOooooooooo……. 

"wash get out of the ground "

"n O I REFUSE i am upsEt"

"wash he only kissed you it was cUTE??? WOW"

and then maine looks at him and just shrugs and lies ont he ground with him and hUG S!!! AND WASH I S LIKE U FUC KER…………………… and then somehow ends up also in a cuddle pile with every freelancer including carolina who was pulled in by york

AND THE TWO ARE JUST BEING CRUSHED UNDER EVERYONE but they’re happy and that’s what maTTERs

oh man wash getting embarrassed though by maine aND GETS ALL RED AND ISN’T WEARING HIS HELMET SO HE KINDA HIDES HIS FACE ON MAINE’S SHOULDER AND EVERYONE IS AWWWING